The Bikini Escort Company (2004)
AKA The Erotic Escort Company
Directed by Fred Olen Ray
Writing credits Fred Olen Ray
Beverly Lynne .... Mandy
Stacy Berk .... Candy (as Stacy Burke)
Cailey Taylor .... Sandy
John Swipe .... Satch
Jay Richardson .... Dean Grundy
Michelle Bauer .... Miss Howell
I saw this on cable the other day. The cast of "Bikini a go go" reunites for another exercise in softcore bikini action. The one addition to the cast was the always welcome Michelle Bauer. She was the snooty teacher who told the blonde twins and Beverly Lynne to get their acts together and have more sex! The ladies try an escort business before settling on a topless car wash venture.
This was OK. The action wasn't as hot as "Bikini a go go". I'm afraid I have to put the blame on Beverly Lynne and her terrible haircut. In "Bikini a go go", she had long brunette hair. In this one, a lawn mower seemed to have attacked her blonde head. I think having the Tiki love necklace around her neck helped too because in "Bikini Escort Company", she looked like she was going to fall asleep. Her sex scene on the pool table with one of the blondes should have been awesome. It wasn't. It was weak. Where's the Tiki when you need it?
The best girl here was Stacy Burke. She came to party. And party she did. Her sex scene in the prison with the psychic was the clear winner. That's right. I'm talking about psychic prison sex. It made me wonder why there aren't more softcore prison movies. You thinking what I'm thinking? Call the psychic hotline immediately.
SCORE: 2 out of 4 Stacy bikini escorts